1
Literally, a candidate once said, “Because I’m good, I know I’m good, I have the data to show I’m good, and based on this interview, you know I’m good too.”
And to be fair, she was and is.
– u/dojowit
– u/dojowit
2
This is a variation on a theme as I was already working with the company (IT/Networking consultancy), but when I moved from contractor to full time I was offered what I considered to be less than what I was worth to my company, so I countered by asking for ~15% more than what was offered.
Boss: “So Azzir, for what you’re asking we can get someone with 10 years of experience and arguably more qualified. Why do you think you’re worth this much”
Me: “Well I’ve been working here for about 18 months now as a contractor. You know how I operate, and I’m good at what I do.”
Continued…
Continued…
3
Boss: “Yes, and?”
Me: “..and ultimately how can you expect me to go out to customer sites to represent the companies best interests if I can’t come in here and represent my own?”
Boss: “…good answer.” scribbles on paper giving me my pay bump
To this day I still don’t know where I got that saying from, or the balls to say it.
– u/Azzir
– u/Azzir
4
I once had a banker tell me a story about a former army captain interviewing for an investment position. They asked him why they should hire him. His answer was “I’ve killed people for 33k a year, what do you think I’m going to do for a 6 figure job?”
He got the job.
– u/Nubstix
– u/Nubstix
5
“Because I need money and you need employees”.
Hired him on the spot.
– u/Lord_Jello_III
– u/Lord_Jello_III
6
To fulfil the prophesy of the chosen pizza delivery man.
– u/mainlyupsetbyhumans
– u/mainlyupsetbyhumans
7
“What can your company offer to make me want to work for you?”
I had an incredible recruiter, and she taught me to “interview” the company I was working for–where it was less about me convincing them I was worthy and them trying to convince ME to accept the offer. It’s important to show that you have standards and expectations that you expect the company to uphold.
Continued…
Continued…
8
Current company promised that they would help me grow into more senior roles during the interview, and every time I think I’ve reached the limits of my role I bring up their promise and we discuss whether or not a promotion/raise is in line–and if it isn’t, what I need to do and what THEY need to do to help me get there.
– u/AdditionalAlias
– u/AdditionalAlias
9
“You can’t afford not to, given my penchant for arson”…
– u/ignoremsmedia
– u/ignoremsmedia
10
I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
– u/Manners_BRO
– u/Manners_BRO
11
I would reach into my pocket, pull out a notecard that says
“I am always prepared”
Hand it to them.
– u/ssjacken
– u/ssjacken
12
If you lack experience you say “My lack of experience also means I lack bad habits, and since I’m a quick learner, I would come to you with a clean slate that would give you the chance to mold me into the exact type of employee you want on your team.”
– u/dogballblaster
– u/dogballblaster
13
“Being a manager, you have a lot to worry about, hire me and you can check that worry off your list”
– u/wick4000
– u/wick4000
14
Because you lot lack the backbone to decide for it yourselves, I’ll start on monday.
– u/paksman
– u/paksman
15
I went for an interview as a bagger in retail. When the manager asked me this question, I responded with: “I’ve been pretending to care about people and their problems my entire life”. Not only did I get the job, I make 30¢ more/hr than any other associate in the store. Apparently bullshit is expected.
– u/LordLapis126
– u/LordLapis126
16
“I really feel like I could…bring a lot to the table”
-how i got my first gig waiting tables
– u/monkeyredo
– u/monkeyredo
17
Because I’m incredibly lazy and that makes me very good at creating efficiencies and automating things.
– u/daeronryyjin
– u/daeronryyjin
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