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My Name Is Virginia. This Is My Husband’s New Favorite Shirt
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My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together
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When You Have Candles, But Not The “Right” Ones For Your Wife’s 39th Birthday
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Classes Canceled Due To Polar Vortex. What Else To Do But Wrap Your GF Like A Burrito And Feed Her Mozzarella Sticks
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When I Ask My Husband To Cut Vents In The Turkey Pot Pie
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My Friend Was Diagnosed With Parkinson’s. He Thought It Would Be Funny To Send This As His Christmas Letter. His Wife, Horrified, Added The Sticker
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I Needed My Wife And Daughters To Smile During A Photo Shoot, So I Told A Dad Joke
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Caught My Girlfriend Doing Her Makeup This Morning
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My Wife And I Recently Attended A Rave-Themed 5K Event. I Took This Picture Of Her Standing In Front Of A Light Board
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My Wife Hates Roller Coasters. After I Pitched A Fit About It, She Finally Picked One She Would Ride With Me
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My Girlfriend And I Celebrated Our 1-Year Anniversary. We Met On Tinder, So Naturally I Had Our First Conversation Printed On A Blanket
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Husband Said He Was Going To Make A Bed Frame. I Thought It Was For Our New Mattress. It Was For The Cat
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My Girlfriend Says That I Own Too Many Video Games. I Sent Her This
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My Boyfriend And My Cat Have A Special Bond. I Feel Like The Third Wheel
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My Husband’s Idea Of A Gender Reveal Cake
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Spent 10 Minutes Snapping Pics Of My Wife So She Could Have ‘The Perfect Sexy Instagram Photo.’ When She Was Finally Happy I Asked Her To Return The Favour. We Got This Beauty In One Take
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My Wife Put “We Still Do. 13 Years” On This Letter Board. I Added A Word When She Wasn’t Looking. She Is Posting This Version To Facebook As I Type This Without Realizing The Change. Wish Me Luck
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Friend’s Husband Played A Prank On Her
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My Girlfriend Has Recently Had A Bug Problem In Her Apartment. She’s Drunk And Went To The Bathroom. I’m About To Be Single
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My Fortune Cookie Is Trying To Start Some Drama With My Wife And me.
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My Girlfriend Didn’t Like My Mustache. I Shaved It For Her, But Not Before Having A Professional Photo Shoot With My Dog
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My GF Had To Wear This To Work Today. Never Wanted Her More
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This Is My Favorite Photo From Our Wedding. Not Pictured: My Wife
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Photos I Take Of My Boyfriend vs. Photos He Takes Of Me
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My Wife Wasn’t Sure What To Spend Our 1900 Dave And Busters Tickets On. I Made An Executive Decision
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He Finally Fell Asleep When My Wife Asked For A Picture And I Wanted To Let Her Know What Hes Been Like Until Then
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Target Husband
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I Told My Fiancé That We Needed To Get A Funny Tree Topper To Offset The “Adult” Tree. He Nailed It
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My Husband Decided To Label Some Of My Herbs
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Boyfriend Gave Me This Poster Of Prison Mike Made Entirely Of Pictures Of Us
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My Husband Ian Insisted That Our New Puppy Nala Get Her Own Stocking. I Thought It Was Sweet Until I Realized He Had Ulterior Motives
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My Husband Came Home While I Was Asleep And He Says, “Wake Up Or I’m Going To Grab The Goats And Bring Them In!”
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Girlfriend Left Me And The Dog Home Alone For The Weekend. First Thing I Sent Her
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Missed My Flight To Meet My Boyfriend And Some Friends In NY, So My BF Was Stuck As A 3rd Wheel For A Day
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What Happens When My Wife Asks Me To Write The Letter From Santa At 12:30 Am
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I Gave My Girlfriend A Set Of Keys To My Apartment Today
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I Asked My BF To Pick An Outfit For Me While I Was In The Shower
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Sending Sexy Pics To The Wife Like:
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There Will Never Be Too Much Of Sassy
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My Wife Told Me To Get Dressed Up For Professional Christmas Photos. Think I Nailed It
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Wife Left Me Alone With The Kids For The First Time And After Asking For An Update I Sent Her This
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My Wife Forgot To Leave Me The Car Seat So I Could Take Our Son To The Babysitter’s House. This Is The Picture I Sent When She Asked How I Was Going To Get Him There. I Then Turned Off My Phone For The Next 4 Hours
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My Wife Cries At Absolutely Anything. I Mean, Anything. So I Started Writing The Reasons Down Because Reasons
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Girlfriend Sleep-Talks A Lot. I Write Down The Best Ones When I Can
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