In my admittedly very limited experience with women, I have learned one thing to be true: men will never win a fight. In the event that she is actually in the wrong and you ‘win’ the argument or fight, chances are you’re going to pay more dearly for it than if you’d just let her win. Honestly, I just take the L and enjoy not having to sleep with one eye open. Who am I kidding, I’m used to taking the L anyway.
Then you have Mr. Adamantium Balls over here. Not only does Twitter user Tgflx not let his girlfriend win, he goes the extra mile by trolling her in the most dangerous way possible–he photoshops her pictures. Honestly, I could have titled this post ‘Dead Man Walking’ and it probably would have been more accurate.
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How exactly does Johnny Brass Balls over here troll his girlfriend? It’s actually hilariously simple. Anytime they argue or she annoys him, he takes a picture and photoshops it to make her forehead just a little bigger. I guess that’s one way to getahead in your relationship…
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This is the original photo he uploaded and at first I just thought her hair was pulled back too tight.
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They know. They always know!
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It’s so devilishly subtle.
Of course, once he uploaded it to Twitter, other users began to chime in.
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Some even went so far as to take their own lives into their hands, photoshopping their own girlfriend’s photos.
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In the end, she was a good sport about the whole thing.
Feel free to add your own photoshopped photos to the comments below, just don’t blame me if your wife/girlfriend don’t take it quite as well.